Monday, 8 September 2014

# funny # laugh it off

What's the weirdest thing you've ever done to lose weight?

I woke up today thinking, how far I've have come with this lifestyle change and all. Next thing, i started smiling to myself. I remember the funny and weird things i did in the past to lose weight. Hahahaha! Lets have fun with this guys, please share the gist, i will start with mine.



1.  One time in 2011 i took this blue drug (cant remember the name) what it did was just make me shit oil. Yes oil!! I shat oil sotey....eisshhh, no be small tin. Ask me if i lost any weight na? For where, who sai??  The silly thing i did was to go back for more. Hahahaha! By the way, a satchet (not packet) cost N10,000, by the time i went back for the 3rd satchet, the pharmacist said the price had changed to N15,000" buahahahaha! he don jam brick wall be dat, i no do again!!

2.  In my place of work years back, every babe wanted to look hot. So the gist then was that some babes lost massive weight by doing the 'Master cleanse' (You know the one that has to do with lemons, maple syrup and cayenne pepper?)Your sister here follow na, i did what my mates were doing. I drank the thing first day, second day, third day, i didn't know where i was, i was weak from inside out. Lmao!!! Hahahaaha! I think i lost small weight with it. but for the love of God, i just couldn't continue, wetin??!!!!  


Lets have fun with this, Oya o, over to you, please share your funny weight loss stories, waiting...... Have a blessed week!
Cheliz.


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  1. LOL Cheliz... I remember how I used to take laxative consistently all in the name of losing weight, even at some point I increased the dosage and the drug refused to work. And I never lost any weight. So one day, my sister was like why do you take this drug all the time, and she asked me a question that made me have a rethink - she asked whether shit was the 80% of the fat in my body? uhmmmmm! good question and I leave the answer for my opponent. Hahahahahhaahah and I wondered why one would think going to toilet 10times a day would make you lose weight forever.

    uhmmm! N0 2... I spent money ehn! I bought different programs (different weight loss Miracle packs) I call them ""programs"", so far the seller is able to convince me it works. All those things never worked for me. And the bad part of being overweight is that it makes you desperate. You just want a magic to happen overnight. I have learnt in the past few months that there is no short cut to weight loss. One needs a change of life style, proper diet and exercise. This is working for me. Now I spend money on healthy things that I eat. Not wasting money on programs anymore,

    No3: I remember when I used to finish a bunch of banana at a sitting (like 10bananas or more), eat like 5apples at a sitting - (no exaggeration here) all in the name of eating fruits to lose weight. And someone also advised that I take 10pcs of sugar mangoes, that it will make me go to toilet. Hian! I just dey pack calories full body and my constipation entered 2nd phase. LOL. No wonder there was no result. Lol...That was over eating redefined.

    MIssB

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    1. Hahahaha @ programs! God help us. Thank God for the your sis that intervened o, lol. i thank God for you today my dear, you will reach your goals in Jesus name. Amen.

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  2. Lmao u don try oo.. well d only weird thing I ve eva done in trying to loose weight is..I once tried to starve myself nd wen I finally ate..am sure I ate more food dan I have eva eaten in 2days in just a day. Lol
    Weight loss no be small thing o nd dats why I commend these ladies that are really pushing themselves to achieve their goals.
    Nd my major problem is my belly sef..Cheliz hope say u go help me through d journey wen I finally put to bed o..Lol

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    1. Lol, starvation no be am cha cha! By the grace of God, I will be here for you dearie, dont worry. Just focus on baby, eat healthy and exercise. please promise me that you will try at least 10 mins of walking every day? pleaseeeee??????? Starting tomorrow :)

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    2. Hahaha e be like say u know I no dey try for exercise at all..
      But I promise dat I will start trying from 2morrow...just for u oo lol

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    3. Yes hehehe. Yipeee!!! Thanks. I will be monitoring u. Lol.

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  3. hmmmmm i starved my self eehhh, no be small. i did zero one zero and hunger dealt with me too, still i didnt shed any weight. i drank Lipton and soo many orisirisi herbal tea. i went on only fruits that i nearly fainted on the road, drinking water was never on my timetable at all. all i wanted was a short cut to weight loss. the first time i came to this blog i read where cheliz stated " there is no short cut to loss weight" i said to my self God don catch you. and i did all the things that cheliz advised and it worked for me. am not scared of fat, infact am very sure that fat is afraid of me now. Good work really pays. Thanks Cheliz Darling am soo happy to have you as a friend *winks.

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    1. *blushing! Thanks darling. Starvation seems to be the number 1 culprit. Lol! I'm proud of you babe, keep it up. luv you big!

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  4. Choi, una never do weird things na. Anyone knows limca?, Fanta ginger ale? There is this other one dat tastes like quinea, I ve forgotten the name sha. These are soft drinks o but I used to drink them like it's going into extinction cos I was told that lemon flavourd drinks makes u loose weight. So, I ll eat a big plate of eba or rice nd then send it down with two or three bottles of any of these different drinks believing that it will wash out the food.
    Abi na slimming tea? Ah, that one hear am. There this particular one dat make shit oil too. The worst part was having to push like someone in labour before the oil shit came out.
    After having my baby, I ballooned from 75 kg to 90 kg. I freaked out nd uped my ante. This time I went for the more expensive stuffs. First, was the forever products. They had this shake dat was supposed to serve as meal replacement but urs truly would gubble down a big plate of food and then drink the shake on top of it believing that it would prevent the food from making me fat. After one month on that forever stuff, I hit 100kg! I stopped the shakes nd shifted to pills, I will pop the pills into my mouth and follow it up immediately with a mountain of food. Nothing happened. Fat continued pilling then I started exercising. I will jog for 2 hrs,( not exergerating) then I ll go back to the house and eat two packets of indomie with fried eggs for breakfast, a large bowl of eba for lunch and another large plate of rice for dinner.
    In short, my people really perish for lack of knowledge. NNENNA.

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    1. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Nnena oooo!!!! I thot mine was bad!!!!!!!!!!!!! See me screaming!!!!! in short no words here, bye!!! lwkm!!!

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  5. Hahahhahahah Nnenna, this your confession dey make me laugh oooo. E nor easy o, thank God the dark days are over we now have knowledge of the right things to do...MissB

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  6. Nne, I follow you take Alli, back in the days. I was just messing oil, no be person tell me to stop. Starving and overeating is another thing I used to do. I would only eat one big meal at the end of the day, I mean big, and to me that was reduced calorie. Even now I still struggle to eat breakfast, and small meals through the day, because I'm so used to eating only once a day.
    Pat

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    1. Hahaaha! @ messing oil! Una no go kii me ooo!

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  7. Hmmm lmaooo all these stories... So funny... Mine just sounds similar... I bought one drug too oh... Thinking I can eat all I want, take d drug immediately and all I ate wud be out as poop. I'd eat two bowls of rice, my mum wud ask do u want more? Then I'd say no I'm watching my weight. I took soft drinks everyday!!! Pepsi (orobo) the biggest bottle... I could down it with one large meatier and sausage. I've exercised too... (after eating so much of course) I remember when I was in school, I'd wake up every morning to dance... Indomie was my fave food! Just abt two months ago I discovered how many calories in one indomie packet.. I was shocked!! I dreaded drinking water too...as I though it made me fat. Men... Ignorance is really just bad....thank God for d right way... Loool....in weightloss, the most important thing I've learnt is "not how fast but how long " CONSISTENCY. Amanda

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    1. Lmao! Cant eat ur cake and have it. I feel this ur story.

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  8. So ashamed to say mine. About three weeks ago I noticed my colleague had lost quite a lot of weight and she informed me that she drank a herbal mixture for 12 days and she had constant running stomach, so no matter what she eats it wont stay in her body to make her fat. So I coughed out N14,000 to buy this stuff. I was told to take 8 table spoons every nite. It was so bitter. Tastes like chloroquine mixed in water. I took it and my stomach did not run, I increased it to a full glass and took it for 1 week. No running stomach and no weight loss. Feel so bad dat I wasted N14k on that stupid bitter medicine. Now I'm back to my exercises. Lesson learnt. No short cut to weight loss. I'll just have to work for it. Cheliz I need your help o!!! Kayla B.

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    1. Kayla I was about cooking before I read ur comment and published it, im still laughing now. Lmao@ stupid bitter medicine. What works for mr A might not work on mr B. No vex my dear, we all need to make the mistakes so we can learn. Send me a mail so we can start k. Cheers.

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  9. There really isn't any shortcut to weight loss..mine was yoyo bitters..yoyo bitters hear am! But my pocket(money wise) hear am pass!! I used to buy 2 at once and would finish it in two days thinking It'd make me purge,for where? To pee was even a problem maybe cos I wasn't drinking much water..I then decided to increase the quantity by finishing one bottle per day,nothing still..another one was starving myself while taking a mixture of lemon+lime+lipton thinking it'd do the magic till cheliz corrected me and advised I eat. This journey hasn't been easy,still isn't..well done ladies,the Lord is our strength. Fina

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    1. Lol. Fina 1 bottle of yoyo bitters a day na world cup be dat! Yikes! Am happy for you my luv. Keep taking it slow and steady k. *Hugs!

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  10. I was pretty fit at the time but my tummy was beginning to protrude so I asked at a pharmacy and they gave me a cayenne pepper wrap to put on my tummy. Chai, I saw he'll fire. It was like putting tatashe on my tummy. Thank God for winter. After applying, I'll go and stand outside and lift up my top. I foolishly continued for 2weeks until my skin started peeling. And my tummy remained as it was. Only with the skin on my tummy burnt.

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    1. OMG!!! That's scary!! Wow!, i hope it healed well, and no scares? I've learnt a lesson from this one, i don't think i want to try any hot sometin on my body. Sorry about that Noelle.

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